Your act only works on an audience.

My name is Abby. I drink too much coffee and use too many superlatives.

August 24, 2014 11:10 am 11:08 am

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"


"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

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1:28 am

Suit Up, Ladies! Zoe Saldana (2011)

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1:28 am

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August 15, 2014 1:54 am



what a difference 50 years can make

or not

So. Fucking. Important.

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August 13, 2014 2:43 am 2:37 am
Pay Attention to Ferguson


Please pay attention to what is happening in Ferguson right now.

The people of Ferguson are staging a peaceful protest regarding the unlawful, tragic murder of Mike Brown, and the police are responding with rubber bullets (one man has been injured so far) and tear…

2:36 am
"I don’t care if Mike Brown was going to college soon. This should not matter. We should not have to prove Mike Brown was worthy of living. We should not have to account for the ways in which he is suitably respectable. We should not have to prove that his body did not deserve to be riddled with bullets. His community should not have to silence their anger so they won’t be accused of rioting, so they won’t become targets too."
2:32 am August 10, 2014 6:22 pm




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12:06 am


Aramark prompts 1,000 Ohio inmates to dump their food over inhumane maggot infestation
August 9, 2014

Since Michigan turned over food services at its prisons to a private contractor in December, the state has seen a spate of maggot infestations in and around prison foodoutbreaks of food poisoning, and meal shortages. In Ohio this week, inmates facing the second maggott infestation this year at their facility dumped their lunch trays in the garbage en masse in protest.

The mother of one of the inmates at Ohio Reformatory for Women reported the protest to the local ABC affiliate, telling the news outlet, “People make mistakes, it doesn’t mean you have to be treated like a dog.”

In both states, the problems have come since they turned over their food services to private contractor Aramark. In the latest in a series of moves toward privatization of prison services, Michigan signed the three-year, $145 million contract with Aramark last year. The contract displaced some 370 prison workers, according to the Detroit Free Press, and the company pays workers about half as much as the state had been paying its employees for food service.

Aramark was fined $98,000 in March for violations related to food substitutions and workers getting too friendly with inmates. In video footage, several staff members were seen kissing and inappropriately touching inmates. More than 80 Aramark employees have been fired and banned from prison properties over these and other infractions. The firm has also been charged with lax security that has allowed knives and other contraband to enter the prison through the food service. And in Ohio, state officials say they’ve already fined the company more than $270,000.

Even. Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder (R) told reporters in July that the maggot infestations were “unacceptable” and that he would consider incidents like this when mulling whether to terminate Aramark’s 3-year contract with the state Department of Corrections.

According to MLive columnist Steve Miller, “the state almost shelved the idea of privatizing food service for the state’s prisons when it determined that its savings would not be enough to justify it. At the last minute, though, several Republican lawmakers insisted that the deal be made.”

In 2009, Aramark terminated its relationship with Florida’s prisons after six years of disputes and fines by the state.


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12:04 am
August 9, 2014 11:48 pm


I’m pretty sure this is my all time favorite picture on the internet.

Titties and kitties! My two favorite things ever!!



I’m pretty sure this is my all time favorite picture on the internet.

Titties and kitties! My two favorite things ever!!

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August 8, 2014 12:08 am


Felicia “Fo” Porter

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August 7, 2014 12:45 am